You are my mother.” “Oh, really? Okay.
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| — | Black RA to a little Caucasian patient, who didn’t seem to mind. |
Where are my glasses!?! You need to help me find them!!!
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| — | Stressed patient, who was greatly eased when I informed him that they were on his face. |
If this egg custard was made with milk, not water, then it wasn’t very MILKY milk.
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| — | Frustrated foodie patient. |
____, you turned your shirt into a straight jacket trying to take it off without help.” “Well, I’m not quite ready for THAT yet…
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| — | Quippy McQuipperson. |
Are there still ten of them?
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| — | Smart alec resident as I examined his toes for fungal infection during a routine skin check. |
Can you play some of that hanky panky music?
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| — | ESL CNA- after recently being introduced to the term “honky tonk piano” |
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta…” “What comes next?” “Alpha, Beta, Gamma..” “No, NEXT. After Delta.” “Epsilon.” “What’s after Epsilon?” “Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon…. Some other letters.
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| — | Greek Lessons from a resident with limited patience. |
Homemade Baja California rolls and strawberries ftw! And a healthy dinner. (Taken with picplz in Seattle, WA.)
